King Zephyrhillius has lots of power, but not the physical kind. His arms are thin, he's getting a bit flabby, and he thinks it's time to find a queen. He picked up an intergalactic fitness magazine and saw a picture of an earth man with great abs. The article was written by a personal trainer. That's when the King called his reliable green servant, Buzzgorp.
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